Piss

Ah shit! I just pissed so hard that the water splashed up out of the toilet and hit me in the face! Noooo!

Hym "AAAHHH! PISS SHIT ASS! MOTHERFUCKER! That's the first time that's ever happened to me! GODDAMNIT!"

by Hym Iam June 3, 2022

Fog Piss

When you wake up in the middle of the night after drinking heavily to take a piss and you stumble around the bathroom in a half-drunken fog pissing everywhere.

Man, my wife was mad at me this morning when she had to clean up the aftermath of my fog piss

by Genitailious Rex December 6, 2021

Fat piss

im gonna go take a fat piss

im gonna go take a fat piss i'll be back

by GORILLA DA SPINNER December 7, 2021

Decoy pissing

Walking up to a urinal in a high school bathroom and acting like you’re pissing so you don’t get caught hitting your pen/nic

“Haha he’s decoy pissing so the dean doesn’t catch him rippin his nic”

by BigPat710 December 9, 2021

pissed out

Pissed out or all pissed out means bedding, stuffed chairs, sofas, car seats and the like that has been ruined by urine leaked by incontinent users.

I sat down in a theater seat and told my date, "Honey, this seat stinks; it's all pissed out!"
Sorry lady, I had too much beer and pissed out your love seat.

by Be Bop a Lula December 11, 2021

all pissed out

Bedding, stuffed chair, sofa, car seat and the like ruined by leaked urine from an incontinent user.

I seated myself in the movie theater, then said to my date, “Honey, this seat stinks; it’s all pissed out!”

by Be Bop a Lula December 11, 2021

Piss Water

When your piss is so clear you do not know if it is straight water or piss.

Is fountain water piss water?

by The Fire Panda December 11, 2021