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God I wanna hold a baby raccoon

when you just, really want to hold a baby raccoon. So badly
God I wanna hold a baby raccoon - Lauren P - 6/17/22, 11:58 am
by 2doorsdown June 17, 2022
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oh my god thats so stright

something that chris crocker says negitively because it pisses him of that people say"oh my god thats so gay" about bad things.
Michelle:Hey, like my new flip-flops?
Britney:Ew. Oh my god thats so stright of you to wear areopostle shoes. LOSER
by dirty little bitch March 2, 2008
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God sends meat and the devil sends cookies

Although the meat or offer that God offers is not as tempting at the deliciously tempting cookies the devil offers, the devil's offer of cookies will leave you with consequences like obesity and diabetes while God's offer of meat will leave you with nutrients and more benefits in the long run.
You should really look at your options much closer, after all, god sends meat and the devil sends cookies.
by DrPhilsburgMyers February 5, 2023
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oh my god its jason bourne

Relating to the meme, "Sword guy Jason Bourne meme!" Usually used when something is unusual.
A chemical reaction in a science lab. "It exploded! Oh my god, it's the work of Jason Bourne!" oh my god its jason bourne
by OJAX1 January 20, 2017
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God's Anti Son-of-a-Bitch Machine

1.) Underground tightly regimented politcal freedom/anarchist organisation, located in an undergroud secret volcano layer underneath the rolling pasture of Fallbrook. AKA G.A.S.O.B.M.

2.) An extremely potent and scrumptious alcoholic beverage created by above said group. To make, obtain extra large carls jr. cup. Add 4 shots of Smirnoff citrus, one redbull energy drink, 6 shots of X-rated liquer, and filled to the brim with pineapple-orange juice. Serve chilled.
"God's Anti Son-of-a-Bitch Machine is responsible for all acts of vandalism in Sounthern California, manufacturing of explosive devices, kidnapping, distillation, theft, raids, and other questionable activity of the dubious teenager sort."

"I love to chug GASOBM's at all times of the day"
by Spiderman & El Diablo December 10, 2008
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oh my god who the hell cares

another phrase for "dude shut the hell up" or "I DONT GIVE"
Teacher: so when we mix these two liquids, they create a new colour and so that mixes up the colours..."
guy: OH MY GOD WHO THE HELL CARES, DUMBASS
guy 2: oh my god who the hell cares
by i like urbandictionary October 8, 2011
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Damn you. God damn you all to hell

To express a great anger especially when you find the statue of liberties arm and torch half buried in a desert in the future where the planet is ruled by apes.
Planet of the apes : "We finally really did it. You maniacs! You blew it up! Damn you. God damn you all to hell."
by Ryan00101101 January 29, 2010
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