Middle Finger

The finger in between your pointing and ring finger, i don't know why you searched this, you should probably know what a middle finger is by now but whatever.

Don't stick up your f@#$ing middle finger again Tommy!

by FalseGoogle.com May 6, 2018

tornado finger

One who has one or multiple fingers that are able to manipulate a clitoris like a speed bag....

Luke Warmwater used his tornado finger on Mary Jane Rottencrotch in such a fashion that made her taste the rainbow.

by Filthy mustache May 21, 2018

Five Finger Bloopy

A Five Finger Bloopy is the act of consentially, forcefully putting your fingers into a person's anal cavity and opening your hand like a pair of tongs at a cookout.

When I was in jail, Tyrone gave me a Five Finger Bloopy.

by agsftw12 May 28, 2018

p finger

Penis fingers, because you fuck everything you touch.

Greg, you really p fingered that report at our work job.

by mmmmchicken June 2, 2018

The finger

The finger in the middle

The finger can be used

by Random nuget... June 5, 2018

Chinese finger trap

When two men touch the heads of there penis while a third man jerks them off simultaneously

Jim and john touched dick tips while bobs jerked them off while looking like a chinese finger trap

by Dmart891 June 23, 2018

One Finger Discount

Like the "five finger Discount", meaning to steal or shoplift except you give the shopkeep the middle finger as you walk out the door with the stolen item. A very blatant and uncaring way to steal.

As Brad loaded his pockets with chips and beer from the horrible little bodega, the shop owner started yelling and threatened to call the cops. Brad quickly gave the man the One Finger Discount and jumped in the waiting van and the punks sped away.

by PittpunkFo February 23, 2018