After eating McDonalds and realize you are going to have the runs so you grab a fan and squeeze a loose shit through it creating a "feces flurry" that somewhat resembles a snow flurry except that it's brown. Extra points if you are able to unleash your Dirty McFlurry on your sleeping partner.
Dude, I had a Big Mac before heading home and woke up in the middle of the night about to shit the bed. Had just enough time to grab the fan and give that chick a Dirty Mcflurry...
by Jammmmmmmz April 12, 2019
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Man, it took me over a hour on the can last night, after the first 20mins I knew I was having a Dirty Grump!
by vstherock April 16, 2019
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Get the Dirty Dandelion mug.A DIRTY Malone is when you pick dirty holes of your partner, lick under your fingernails and then shove it up your butt.
by Haribokart October 14, 2019
Get the DIRTY Malone mug.When you dump a poo so massive that the tip of it emerges out from the water. Like an ice berg would emerge from the cold rigid sea.
by Canadian Jewbag August 19, 2019
Get the Dirty Iceberg mug.LSD that makes you feel like you have a literal hole in your chest. LSD that makes you so lucid you start imagining yourself in 2 dimensions at once.
Dude took some dirty cupid and fell into a coma.
Bryce said I took some dirty cupid and started shaking violently for like 6 hours straight.
Bryce said I took some dirty cupid and started shaking violently for like 6 hours straight.
by lilniggagotsomebeef September 10, 2019
Get the Dirty Cupid mug.When a girl looks very innocent but turns out to be freaky as fuck, with a pussy so tight that it puts a spell on the man.
Guy: Wow. I have never been so enamoured with someone like I have with her.
Friend: What does this this girl have?
Guy: She is just such a dirty witch. I am in love.
Friend: What does this this girl have?
Guy: She is just such a dirty witch. I am in love.
by birdgirlrocks January 3, 2018
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