cum-bed

The second or extra bed in a hotel room or guest bedroom used specifically for having sex, while the first bed is used only for sleeping.

There was 2 beds in our room but we only needed one, so we used the other as a cum-bed.

It's nice to have a cum-bed because you don't have to marinade in your own juices when you sleep.

by .......get it? January 2, 2017

Cum crazed

The high one experiences following an orgasm. Typically exhibited with excessive talking, optimism, odd behavior, and general upbeatness.

Yeah, we f-ed then she got all cum crazed and cleaned the entire house in like 5 minutes.

by cashwatson July 15, 2011

whale cum

It`s memeable

You`re whale cum!
You motherfucker are not whale cum!

by godlikegod November 14, 2018

Banana Cum

If you touch mushed up bananas you can get pregnant..
BEWARE!!! My friend touch it and shes 4 months pregnant

My mom also touched it and she has aids

Banana cum makes me preggers

by Bananaladies December 5, 2018

black cum

When a cock meets a vagina its a little thing happening in your bed , so be careful before buying a bed! it might break 👍🥳 When a black guy cums , its called black cum 😘

X : What did you do last night?
Y : Last night i made black cum with the hot girl hehe , we got a full jar 👃👍

by Bby.mcyt December 10, 2021

Shit cum

You shit on her chest well cumming in her eye

Yo i shit cum her mom last night

by Light skin power April 18, 2021

cum holder

A person who keep jizz In their undies because it feels nice with it oozes around they're cock

Paul: why do you keep jizz in your pants?! You're like a cum holder!
Greg: it feels nice on my cock
Paul: sounds good maybe I'll go home pull up the ol' pornhub and keep some miss in my pants
(Next day)
Sophie:ewww what's that In your pants.
Paul: it's jizz it feels nice
Sophie: I wish I could cum,
Paul: you can just go on pornhub!
Sophie: I'll try it!
Then the cycle continues!

by some random dickhead on urbdic June 14, 2021