Cum Faucet

When you cum in someone's throat and the cum then leaks out of their nose, like a runny faucet.

"Yeah dude I totally turned Jacqueline into a cum faucet the other day!"

by JBridgR April 1, 2020

Cum and Go

when a douchebag leaves his pregnant girlfriend/wife, specifically shortly after finding out she is pregnant. this act is one of the reasons why men do not deserve rights. if you do this youre gay.

"dude, whyd you break up with sally"
"ugh, shes pregnant, gross"
"ahh, the good ol' cum and go"
"wanna have fuck now, ryan?"
"hell yeah jake"

by Lesbionage June 21, 2020

Cum quad

The male equivalent of a “Karen”. One whose wife wears the pants in the relationship and has a bigger set of balls. A man with a giant pussy in place of his missing testicles.

Brad has been a real cum quad today. Must be his time of the month.

by Douchealot September 14, 2020

Cum crazed

The high one experiences following an orgasm. Typically exhibited with excessive talking, optimism, odd behavior, and general upbeatness.

Yeah, we f-ed then she got all cum crazed and cleaned the entire house in like 5 minutes.

by cashwatson July 15, 2011

Shit cum

You shit on her chest well cumming in her eye

Yo i shit cum her mom last night

by Light skin power April 18, 2021

black cum

When a cock meets a vagina its a little thing happening in your bed , so be careful before buying a bed! it might break 👍🥳 When a black guy cums , its called black cum 😘

X : What did you do last night?
Y : Last night i made black cum with the hot girl hehe , we got a full jar 👃👍

by Bby.mcyt December 10, 2021

cum holder

A person who keep jizz In their undies because it feels nice with it oozes around they're cock

Paul: why do you keep jizz in your pants?! You're like a cum holder!
Greg: it feels nice on my cock
Paul: sounds good maybe I'll go home pull up the ol' pornhub and keep some miss in my pants
(Next day)
Sophie:ewww what's that In your pants.
Paul: it's jizz it feels nice
Sophie: I wish I could cum,
Paul: you can just go on pornhub!
Sophie: I'll try it!
Then the cycle continues!

by some random dickhead on urbdic June 14, 2021