That one guy who shows up to the party already shit faced dressed in a bear costume thinking it's October but it's mid April and his baby mama is on the run but slapped him with a divorce and child support on the same day. Some say this mysterious creature only shows up once or twice during the Summer Solstice but I've seen that Mf 4 mojitos deep on the Jersey Beach. Bear costume and all.
Her: Have you ever heard of Mr. Teddy Bear
Him: Yeah that f***er stole my mom's Zyn pouches.
Her: Damn, that's crazy
Him: Yeah that f***er stole my mom's Zyn pouches.
Her: Damn, that's crazy
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Dude 1: "Dude, there's this new co-worker at my workplace who got hired last friday, and she's super hot! Should I give it a shot and go ask her out?"
Dude 2: "That black chick from Atlanta? Bro, that'd be the 5th black girl you'd date in a span of a decade, you're such a polar bear!"
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