H/Y/P/S

Harvard/Yale/Princeton/Stanford, aka schools that open doors to any career you want.

MD1: Some kid just cold called me asking if I can help him get a job at Goldman Sachs
MD2: Does he go to H/Y/P/S ?
MD1: Nah, he's from Fordham
MD2: Then tell him to cold call Moody's

by NecroAnalCrusher June 15, 2018

P-On

Person On Notification

I'm waiting on my P-On to arrive. Michael is a P-On driver for Uber Eats .

by Michael Coppola July 2, 2021

Jal-P

Redneck for “Did y’all pee?”

Momma said “Jal-P?” when we fixin’ to go to mudding.

by Unstuck Politics April 27, 2024

Anita P

1. a general cargo ship (IMO: 7007473) currently sailing under the flag of Saint Vincent and the Grenadines. She was built in 1969 by Båtservice Mandal Verft in Mandal, Norway. Over the years, the vessel has had several names, including Balco (untill 1973), Gullfoss (1974), and Lidsund (1988). Measuring 57.26 meters (187 feet) in length and 9.33 meters (30.6 feet) in width, she has a gross tonnage of 701 GT and a deadweight of 898 tonnes. With over five decades of service, the ship has been a consistent presence in maritime trade.

2. Based on the ship’s name When spoken a bit quickly, it phonetically resembles the phrase "I need to pee," which creates a subtle comedic effect. The phrase is typically used in casual, lighthearted contexts and relies on the listener's awareness of its phonetic similarity to convey its humorous intent.

1. The MV Anita P has successfully completed her 30 hour voyage from Trinidad to St Lucia carrying various goods like foodstuffs and cement

2. Alex: “Hey, where are you going? The movie just started!”

Jordan: “I gotta go see Anita P. real quick.”

Alex: “Wait… who the hell is Anita P.?”

Jordan: grinning “Think about it.”

Alex: “Ohhh... I get it now, you have to pee”

by EMD F59PHI April 29, 2025

p

p stands for piss

"ur a p"

by anonymous September 13, 2021

DYLAN P

Dylan is a WHO CARES ABOUT FRICKING URBAN DICTIONARY DEFENITIONS ITS DOCTOR WHO DAY TODAY HAPPY DOCTOR WHO DAY OH MY GOD DOCTOR WHO DOCTOR WHO

John: Dylan p, do you care about the latest social media trends?
Dylan: NO BUT ITS DOCTOR WHO DAY MFS

by _Sue_denim5 November 23, 2021

P+TY

P+TY, abbreviation of Please and Thank You, is how you graciously make a request (please) for an action and proactively express gratitude (thank you) for the taking action on the request. It was popularized by Ron Swanson, a devout stoic, who's gruff exterior was belied by his need to be polite in every instance.

Just give me all the bacon and eggs you have, p+ty.

by pardon-my-new-york-accent September 22, 2022