sweet talk john doe

To give oral sex to an unknown male, for favors, goods or money.

I need some down, so I'm going to sweet talk John Doe.

by ts daddy 1 November 17, 2010

john oliver's english dictionary

a mediocre or unsatisfying handjob

that john oliver's english dictionary has left me unsatisfied

by Manthing007 December 11, 2008

John Carroll marching band

The most energetic, crazy, and the most awsome band in the WORLD! The band is also directed by the coolest and the most energetic person you will meet in your life. (The name will not be mentioned for securety purposes.)
IT's AMAZING

1. John Carroll marching band Rocks!
2. Hey did you see the John Carroll marching band?
"ya they are amazing, they are amazing and mabye a little crazy it's all goood tho,". Ha Ha!!

by Someone.... =] October 5, 2007

john wayne toilet paper

Its rough. Its tough. And it dont take no shit from any indians.

Pretty much anything any cowboy ever wiped his ass with.

by Will June 5, 2003

Pull a John W. Golden

When for some unknown reason you give away ALL the trade secrets that relate to a craft. For example when john w golden gave away ALL the secrets to using resin. Therefore everyone in their grandmother starts doing it and it becomes passe.

Aww man don't do a tutorial and pull a John W. Golden! That guy ruined it for all the resin people.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=BAEKnv0OU08

by Castin Craft August 21, 2008

little king john

A incredibly stupid, idiotic, moronic and generally stupid person.

Someone who might watch Ratboy Genius.

"That retard over there's a real little king john"

by SomethingR May 31, 2013

st. john xxiii college prep

St. John is the true definition of hell. A Catholic high school located in Katy, Texas where students are separated into 5 cults and forced to compete against each other. Known as the crustiest school in the area, St. John excels at zero sports and contains strictly hoes and religious girls, nothing in between.

"Hear St. John xxiii college prep went 2-8 this season, thank god they're improving"

by Tim Jaureguido March 9, 2017