fuck me in the beard

used as an explative to show extreme distress or excitement

i just hit charles while he was riding his bike, fuck me in the beard!

i just won the lotto fuck me in the beard!

by the phalanx specialist November 05, 2007

eat me out

To suck a girls clit good and finger her

Girlfriend:daddy are you going to eat me out tonight
Boyfriend:of course mama

by theprettyhoelol September 09, 2018

Please kill me

This word is what you say when you are either really depressed, trying to be emo, or actually want to die. The main people who say this have never been laid, just broke up, or are in true pain and agony. It is also a common phrase when there is a test and you didn't study. It is also usually said by the same guy that says We had homework?

Dude 1: Did you study for the test today?
Dude 2: What test?
Dude 1: Are you a cumberbatch only the test we were preparing for 3 weeks

Dude 2: please kill me

by Mr. Soviet Stapler March 27, 2018

sketch me out

A person(s) that weirds you out and makes you a little uncomfortable when they're around... not overly uncomfortable where you don't want to be there just enough to make you think of other places you could be.

Guy 1: "Hey are you going on that camping trip next weekend?"

Guy 2: "I don't know if I want to go man, it sounds fun and all but Tom and his new girlfriend are going and they kind of sketch me out."

by Kristen Lee J September 01, 2008

fuck-me-rone

A colloquial term used to display deep frustration(1) or a state of non-belief(2).

Eg.
1.
Bottle shop attendant: The carton of VB is $35.
Lenny (left wallet at home) : ahh, Fuck-me-rone!!

2. Lenny: Fuck-me-rone, he didn't!?

by Lexieonfire June 20, 2007

you shit me

you must be joking, I cannot believe you, I think you are lying

you slept with that bitch last night? you shit me.

by Anonymous November 18, 2002

Fuck Me Diagonally

similar to 'fuck me sideways' but with a harsher meaning and used often to describe something so fucked up and outrageous it's not even funny. also a california shit bitch

doctor- "your wife is pregnant with twins who both have AIDS."

you- "Fuck Me!"

doctor- "you didn't let me finish. you also have AIDS."

you- "FUCK ME DIAGONALLY!!!!"

by hell in a hand basket... June 03, 2011