Douch Canoe

A vehicle, typically a pickup truck (i.e., land canoe) operated by an obnoxious total loser.
by Super_G February 17, 2022
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Potable Douche

A very douchey person that gets sick whilst in Alabama
That's one heak of a Potable Douche
by LincolnLog69 July 24, 2014
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Douche and Turd philosophy

The idea that every election is between a giant douche and a turd sandwich. Especially applicable to the United States.
'i believe in the Douche and Turd philosophy"
"What is that?"
"I'm voting between a giant douche and a turd sandwich!"
"That's how it always is!"
by EG FRESH November 14, 2021
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Douche Load

Act of ejaculating on the face of an unsuspecting female while she’s sleeping.
Dude... Shorty was snoring last night, so I totally douche loaded her to shut her up so I could sleep!
by Thug wanna September 03, 2022
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