No Nut November Poem

It’s October 31, the cum is protruding

The darkness of No Nut November is blooming

I go to the bathroom, for one last time

Before I am tortured, and lose my mind

I lock the door, and go on Incognito

And watch a girl fuck herself with a Cheeto

I may go crazy, even insane

But No Nut November isn’t a game

I accept the challenge with open arms

And stop watching the videos — all rated R

‘Tis the last day of this terrible month

The torture and pain was all too much

As November fleats, you bast believe,

When December comes, I’ll be beating my meat

Dude 1:Hey bro did you see the No Nut November Poem
Dude 2: I failed ill take a look tho

by Reno Bumsnot November 19, 2018

Post Nut Clarity

Hindsight in real time

"Dude give me five min I'm bout ot do dome dumb shit I need some post nut clarity"
"Ight homeboy cum to your senses"

by saladcock September 14, 2019

unload your nuts

Using stored up but unused talents and abilities to the maximum in one epic action.

Kevin had been waiting for three quarters for his dumb basketball coach to finally put him in the game so he could show what he could do. When the starting point guard got injured, the coach put Kevin in the game, where he proceeded to "unload your nuts" all over the other team by scoring 75 points in one quarter.

by HappyDungston December 25, 2011

Post Nut Clairvoyance

A heightened state of mind achieved just after the male orgasm. Effects include: Being able to finally understand your maths homework, logically deducing your life choices as well as understanding nietzsche.

Jack: "Yo Barney, how did Karl do so well in maths?"
Barney: "I heard he shagged Stacy before the test, it's probably Post Nut Clairvoyance."

by SmegmaBullet January 21, 2019

Post Nut Clarity

That feeling of utter disgust after you just bust a nut. It gets worse the weirder the video you watch. You basically realize what your watching and think that it's horrible and that you would never watch it again yet you still do.

John: "Last night was horrible I had the worse post nut clarity of my life!"
Bryce: "Bro wtf were you watching then."
John: "Some incest cosplay shit."
Bryce: "Bro you are so fucking down bad."

by SkinnyPenis:( November 22, 2021

Soup-To-Nuts

Tea bagging a bowl of soup

Jim was so elated to put soup-to-nuts that he almost didn't finish his school work.

by shitty pants October 18, 2008

Nut Now November

When you realize "No Nut November" is a dumb trend that makes no sense.

My Friend: Bruh you still doing No Nut November
Me: Nah bruh it's Nut Now November, I'm trying to smash my girl tonight

by Knowledge man November 12, 2019