McPick Two

When a person has sex with 2 different people in the same day.

“Did you hear Johnny had a McPick Two last night? He fucked Ashley at the pregame and then fucked Alexis at the end of the night”
“That’s unreal dude”

by A-really_cool_adult December 27, 2018

two wheeler

A further colloquial rhyming extraction from the word "sheila" which means girl or woman.

"We're off to the rubbity-dub to chat up some two wheelers".

by jagdude January 19, 2022

two rabbits one hat

Two fluffy men and one stretched out hag.

Hey babe, we should totally go see the two rabbits one hat produ tion of macbeth.

by Gumchak February 27, 2025

Two-part invention

1. (music) A short contrapuntal composition for two voices, typically by J.S. Bach.
2. (slang) The act of taking an enormous dump, then returning 10 minutes later to complete the mission.

• “Bach wrote 15 famous two-part inventions.”
• “Sorry I’m late, I had to perform a two-part invention.”

by bentrd August 16, 2025

Two pot night

a two pot night is when you are having a disagreement with somebody you live with, normally a spouse. its called a two pot might meaning you use two cooking pots to make dinner because both people are mad so they don't want to make dinner for the other so they end up each cooking the same thing separately

Person one: wow you two seem tense.
person two: yeah its a two pot night, person three said this dress made me look like a rhino!

by anonymous April 3, 2022

two weeks in

a term used for fake scene kids, usually new scene kids, that no one in particular is acquainted with

his style is so gay dude, he's two weeks in

by jenessa sneva October 22, 2007

two fingers up

In Britain, if the palm is turned inward it means ’fuck you.’

Some little ginger cunt bitched about me on delivery yesterday so I didn't hesitate to give her two fingers up.

by Chalga database July 30, 2022