Lava Cake

When you do a solid dump followed by constant squirts of diarrhea, giving a burning sensation on your anus as they're coming out.

I was surprised, because I really felt that I needed to take a dump and low and behold, it was lava cake.

by Gimmy2000wha May 3, 2021

Cake Line

The hairline that grows on ones buttocks

John: “did you see Daniels receding cake line the other day?”

by GrunchMaster420 March 21, 2023

Cake

A pen with weed for getting high.
Commonly used exuses when cought are saying it's a nic.

friend: let get your cake.
person: Sure just don't blinker that shit.

by Papanonon2 February 11, 2022

cake

Someone who is really easy to WTFPWN.

Omg I one shot your nub ass, cake.

by MrCake February 6, 2007

Frosting the cake

When to take a shit and decide to have a wank (shit wank combo), then proceed to ejaculate onto said defecation, thus ‘frosting the cake’

Holly: Hey Chelsea did you hear about Rowan frosting the cake?

Chelsea: no, what’s that mean?

Holly: it’s when you take a shit and jizz on it.

Chelsea: oh right on! Nice!

by Nick loves yogurt July 29, 2022

caked

To fall asleep when you're really high; to shlump or shleep

Friend: *falls asleep high as fuck*
Me: "That bitch just CAKED"

by fcknstxned September 28, 2019

Baby cakes

A fucking baddie

What up baby cakes watchu tryna do.

by Pimp Daddy brandon December 13, 2018