Nose Slap Ass Gap

When your wife is sleeping peacefully so you slide your arm around her and shove smelling salts in her face. You then use her horrified recoil to shove your dick up her ass.
My woman went to sleep on me after making promises earlier in the day. So I hit her with the Nose Slap Ass Gap.
by Mgatty April 19, 2023
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slap your bum

A big slap on your bum bum till it jiggles
I wanna slap your bum bum
by Yhu7838 March 12, 2023
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Milk slap

When you nut in your hand till it fills halfway than go up to someone and slap them as hard as you can with the nut hand
Guy 1: Yesterday I gave my girlfriend a milk slap!
Guy 2: what happened?
Guy 1: she left me.
by Samuraignome June 05, 2023
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When somebody get absolutely manhandled to the point of near death.
So Jake got The old nine ton slap' la dap yesterday his funeral will be next month.

Mason is currently about to release The old nine ton slap' la dap no one in his vicinity will survive not even the children.
by -UnderscoreFresh- January 05, 2019
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The Akram Slap

When your shagging your mam in the back of your jaguar and you ask to get another perm- your mum is discussed and slaps you.
I asked my mam for a haircut and WACK the Akram slap
by Hani Akram September 24, 2019
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swan slapping

The action of gentle alternating tapping of a male’s testicles with the outstretched fingers of both hands. This is best done with the palms of the hand facing upwards.
While I’m down here, perhaps you’d be down for a spot of swan slapping?
by Jimmyswanson October 13, 2019
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Slope Slap

When you slap any vessel containing alcoholic liquid on a graded surface covered in snow.
“How about a slope slap past the gnar send off pole 12?”

“Sick slope slap before we send it down the mountain.”
by heaths November 13, 2021
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