Slerf's Law

Slerf's Law is the idea that the most retarded outcome is the most likely.

Coined by Twitter user 0x_charlemagne, the origin of the name lies in a retarded meme coin dev named Slerf, who accidentally burned 53 thousand Solana trying to launch a meme coin called Slerf.

I thought I would make millions on this meme coin; instead, the stupid dev burned the entire supply. I should have seen it coming because of Slerf's law.

by 0x_Charlemagne March 19, 2024

Daizora's Law

The tendency of a single person, usually someone of moderate strength, to attract people either just as strong or stronger than themselves.

Seems like that new rookie bike racer is surrounded by Daizora's Law, he's in a field of Cat 4s and 3s, and he's only Cat 5.

by FSG TRP. No.#46231 March 21, 2024

International Law

(VERB) A law stating one must complete 3 addition spins when they have reached their bottom line on a slot machine.

“I’m going to change games at $500 but as per International Law i must go 3 below”

by Tech Man Rob March 24, 2024

Jews Law

As a discussion gets longer, the probability of a jew mentioning the ww2, hitler, or the holocaust in an arguement increases.

Guy: The fuck? You trying to swindle me?
Jew: OY VEY ANTISEMITE! THIS IS JUST LIKE THE HOLOCAUST WHEN 6000 ULTRILLION JEWS DIED.
Guy: Shut the fuck up dude, just give me my money back.
Guy 2: Just another case of Jews Law good sir.

by anonymous March 25, 2024

Newton's 4th law

A so called scientific proof mentioned by kritik (name changed) whenever someone calls him sus

"Newton's 4th law. Bopz!", kritik (name changed) said as someone called him sus

by Bopzfellow June 26, 2021

Jule's Law

For any group text you participate in, an an equivalent group exists without you in it.

Jule's law implies the group text with my 4 friends (5 people total) also exists with me removed (4 people total).

by slumberlust June 29, 2021

Jule's Law

For any group text you participate in, an equivalent group exists without you in it.

Jule's law asserts the group text with my 4 friends (5 people total) also exists with me removed (4 people total).

by slumberlust June 29, 2021