J-beaning

J-beaning is a sexual act, or fetish, where one pours jelly beans all over their lover and attempts to guess the flavors by consuming them off of their partner's body.

"Man, dis girl was into some weird ass shit, she had me j-beaning n errthang."

"I was j-beaning this guy last night, and everything was going well until I encountered the Buttered Popcorn™. Let's just say I won't be hearing from him again."

by ButteredPopcorn October 9, 2014

Beans de Ass

When someone tries to type "Buenos Dias" but fucks up and sends Beans de Ass

Beans de Ass am rigo, can I have some a ross cont polo

by Mars_ December 27, 2019

Bean

A nick-name for someone who is called Ben as all you do is add an a

Bean quick! Get the gun!!

by Suc ur mom December 22, 2019

Beans

Cool beans but shortened for convenience.

Person 1: “Yes, I can go out with you that day.”
Person 2: “Oh, beans.”

by Peri the Platypus November 25, 2019

beansy bean beans

A super sigma skibidy roller the likes to shit on the side walk

Beansy bean beans is super cute look at him over there

by The Ohio rizler July 12, 2024

Coffee Bean

Weed that’s laced with ecstasy and cocaine

Shane smoked a coffee bean and now he is going crazy!

by RealNiggaaa69 June 29, 2019

bean

A head, a face.

"Mate I just knew I'd seen a bean right there!"
"You shot him right in the bean"

by kauraneden May 4, 2020