tit sucking fat sun blocking lezzie

Someone who is so fat and ugly that they need to resort to same sex relationships with other people that are irregularly hideous, not to be confused with an ordinary lesbian

Ellie is such a tit sucking fat sun blocking lezzie

by ellis walsh March 09, 2007

September 28 National grab tit day

National grab tit day is when you grab your buddies tits

Hey it’s September 28 national grab tit day

by vdeaDreamv September 28, 2021

National send your man a tit pic day

Send your man a nice tit pic of you in the mirror

Yo send me a tit pic its national send your man a tit pic day

by Fuckme harder then you November 15, 2019

Fuck Shit Balls Ass Cock Tits Fart

An expression of extreme frustration or anger, or also known to be used by those alied with Tourettes Syndrome

"Fuck Shit Balls Ass Cock Tits Fart!"

by Vengefulmonk September 29, 2005

Pissed fucked off my hammer tits

To be very drunk. Derived from various English and American slang terms for drunkenness.

Jane: "Did you have many drinks today?"
Brandon: "Hell yeah, I am pissed fucked off my hammer tits!"

by manfromengland November 08, 2010

Got his tit caught in a ringer

When you find yourself in a tricky or difficult situation, especially as a result of your arrogance.

Donald Trump isn't going to be able to pay off his $300 million loan because he didn't make any money on his project. He really he got his tit caught in a ringer.

by Northeastern Smarty Pants January 27, 2021

Dick shit cunt bitch tits wanker

A very horny man on steroids.

Man he is such a dick shit cunt bitch tits wanker kind of guy.

by Sexy piece of Toast September 03, 2017