Jackass slap

Donkey punch but only dom status

You deserve a jackass slap

by Thissssnigga123 April 19, 2018

Slap

When someone is acting like a retard or Goofy.

"Why would you curse at the teacher you damn slap?"

by Killnormies September 14, 2017

Slap-Patch

A patch of white/grey in a person's Afro.

I dare you to give that guys's slap-patch a slap!

by ChubbyTweak94 September 14, 2017

Slapping someones penis

To shatter someones masculinity in some way or another.

For further reference, see "Don't be slappin' my penis" by Kollektivet on Youtube

Examples of Slapping someones penis:

Nurse: "I am sorry sir, but you have testicular cancer"

Mother:"You forgot your helmet, son"

by DizDeLusa September 16, 2017

slapped flange

To sport a unhappy expression on one’s face is to wear a face like a slapped flange 🙁

Did you see You that moody git on tv, he had a face like a slapped flange.

by therealslimshaney72 September 25, 2017

slap the closet

When an action is taken with haste or a decision made spontaneously. L

If you slap the closet for Saturday afternoon, I'm sure that'll be fine.

by Kahfeesh September 28, 2017

whiskey slap ass

Same rules as whiskey slap, but you slap bare asses instead. Good for all genders, a man can whiskey slap ass a woman with no regerts...

Friend 1: Wanna play whiskey slap?
Friend 2: I don't wanna play against Carol
Friend 1: we can play whiskey slap ass...
Friend 2: Yeah! I'd whiskey slap that ass!

by The Matthew Alan October 8, 2017