Made by a wise historical figure by the name of Jacob Taylor in the mid 16th century.
When you're talking to any girl in general before you’re in a relationship with them, you can only give them 70 percent.
Not following the 70 percent rule can result in them leaving due to you being too invested and “attached”
When you're talking to any girl in general before you’re in a relationship with them, you can only give them 70 percent.
Not following the 70 percent rule can result in them leaving due to you being too invested and “attached”
Person 1: “I was talking with this girl everyday for the past month and she just stopped responding for some reason”
Jacob Taylor: “you didn’t give her the 70 percent rule man”
Jacob Taylor: “you didn’t give her the 70 percent rule man”
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Man 2: Rule 1069 dude
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Man 1: what?
Man 2: Rule 1069 dude
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