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Bear fucker

What is happening in the United States of America?????

Bears walking in and out of police stations
Bear carjacking 11,000+ a year!!!!
Bears walking...down the road
Bears regularly shoplifting
Bears living with families
Bears with pet vikings

See youtube.com for these news stories

And now in this B grade police romcom there is a scene with a local and a bear in a what appears to be an intimate partner relationship. Is this implying something about this new emerging diatribe phenomenon and how it relates to law enforcement

How does this "bear fucker" situation happen?

A) I had a number of disturbance calls over the course of six weeks and me and the bear started to see echother, you know, regularly and one thing led to another....

How do you actually "date" a bear???
How does this "bear fucker" situation happen?
by Modern Women December 31, 2025
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Bear Diet

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Planet of the bears a Russian family adopts bear into family. Bears need 30,000 or moe and day.

Hear are some bear diet videos to watch before good Christians in America adopt a bear and save them from a life of crime on the streets.

The strongest men in history 10,000 calorie diet. (History channel) youtube.com

Eating the 20,000 calorie octople bypass burger at the Heart Attack Grill in Las Vegas / Beardmeatfood. Youtube.com
Bear diet consists of calories, lots of calories.
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Bear Diet calorie bar

The modern day pemmican is a little more protein, than it used to be and the ancient Picts ( according to roman military accounts) ate a fat and dried meat in a pouch, eat about 1 oz as a survival food, and they could track through the sub artic highlands of Scotland for weeks on lichen and this fat.

I wonder if my second favorite proffessional sports compition, strong man competition ever considered pemmican? Your basic nutrition but most of your calories are fat and it is a non stop Keto burn...The Picts held off the Romans for centuries on mostly Pemmican.

Pemmican is a calorie-rich, nutrient-dense survival food from North American Indigenous traditions, made from dried, pounded meat mixed with rendered fat (like suet) and sometimes dried berries (like saskatoon or cranberries) for flavor and nutrients. This high-protein mixture was crucial for voyageurs and explorers, offering long-lasting energy, and can be eaten raw or added to stews, with a shelf life of decades, essentially being the original power bar.
by Modern Women January 2, 2026
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bear trap play

a sexual indulgence for mizzou students after 11pm.
dude, my girl refused to try bear trap play.
bro, she’s not wifey material.
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Teddy Bear

a happy less intelligent female usually attractive.
mani! your girl a teddy bear...
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Bear Grylls

Adj. - someone who is way to loyal to their fans, even allowing them to control his actions whilst in the wild
I don't want to name my child The Enigma but my followers have decided.

You are such a Bear Grylls.
by the_fallen_angel August 23, 2023
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The Good 'Ole Bears

The Good 'Ole Bears is an animatronic band created by Space Leisure Ltd, which was used in the American Adventure theme park from 1987 to 2007, and is now in Gulliver's Kingdom, in Matlock, England
The Band Members
Fiddlin' Fred Bear -Fiddle
Joe -Bass
'Ol Pa Bear- Harmonica
Hank -HonkyTonk
Spitter (Pickin' Billy) -Banjo

These bears have 2 Original Showtapes which were used at American Adventure , and now play Lonesome On'ry and Mean, Gentle On my Mind, and Ace in The Hole.
''i'm Fiddlin' Fred Bear and these are The Good 'Ole Bears!''
by AnimatronicCheez September 8, 2023
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