double-cross commitee

In 1939, Germany sent many sabateurs to British shores, all of whom were well prepared for, and captured in hours. They were then presented with a simple choice; execution, or counter-espionage.


It didn't take long for them to choose counter-espionage. They were sent to the aptly named double-cross commitee, who used them to gain information on the whereabouts of troops, while giving them useless information that Germany would recieve some days too late.

This commitee was never discovered or sspected by the Nazi espionage units, and many double-agents were receiving medals for thier work right up until the end of the war, when it was discovered by the surrendered German forces that thier celebrated agents had been working for Churchill, not Adolf Hitler

The double-cross commitee was the most successful espionage and counter-espionage operation of the 20th century.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004

Ground Rule Double

Having cyber-sex with your significant other. This is referred to as a ground rule double because even though you may think you are going pretty far, you can ultimately only get to second base.

Eric: "How did your Skype conversation with your girlfriend go the other night?"

Sean: "Ground rule double every time bro!"

Mel: "LOLS"

by BerkeleyStudentFoodCollective September 23, 2011

double decker

an inflatable matress the size of a queen bed. it is designed for one human to sleep on at a time. it is also a great device to get extra rest on.

Rich: hey john, where are you going?
John: oh, im heading up to the double decker to get some extra rest.

by porpoise September 29, 2005

Double Shot Cone

A very enticing kid's sundae at Friendly's that is conveniently shaped like a penis.

Guy 1: "What are you getting as a sundae?"
Guy 2: "I think I want the Double Shot Cone."
Guy 1: "But dude, you can't get that, it's on the kids' menu."
Guy 2: "I know but it looks SOOOOOO GOOOOD!"

by Batfreak April 6, 2010

Double Nut Hummer

When a female inserts the entire ball sack into her mouth and then starts to hum.

I can't believe it, she put both my balls in her mouth and gave me a " double nut hummer."

by AlphabetSoupSki January 8, 2012

Double D`s

Breasts.looking from a lady's side.

Double D's filled with Silicon.10 hood rat chics.........Obie Trice

by Rotimi April 16, 2004

Double Dutch Expressways

The act of placing two sisters side by side on a twin sized bed, and shitting between each sisters tits. (From this point on you will use your dick.) Get your cock really hard and start to titty fuck the one on the left, then switch over to the one on the right. Then back to the left, then once again back to the right. At this point the shit between their titties should be running thin, you might have to reapply. If not go ahead and shoot a hot steamy load in and around their mouths.

Last years Double Dutch Expressways competition champion was Mike.

by hooker at the desk July 19, 2010