deca douche

Adj. describing a person who is 10x a normal douche.

“Jackson gets on my nerves every single day, but today he’s being a total deca douche!”

by Cherith Anne April 18, 2024

Douche Canoe

A sad or pathetic gentlemen who opens his mouth wide as his woman douches her vagina and he catches it in his mouth. A terrible person. A sad excuse for a man

That guy is being a total douche canoe because he got fired for always being late

by Bornsooner May 11, 2024

Stealth Douch

Verb; When a woman has a dirty cunt and refuses to clean it out, a man empties his blader and inserts a catheter, using it to fill his bladder with some nice fresh douch. Finaly, the man inserts his penis into the womans dirty cunt and pisses the douch into her vagina.

Man: *successfully stealth douches and whispers in her ear after she feels it filling her up* "You've been stealth douched"

by MonsterPickle69 May 27, 2024

Douche de Fecale

A popular European custom related to a courtesy plume but given to oneself even when your shit doesn't smell that bad. Also frequently performed when a bidet is unavailable. Applying 'eau de toilette' to the derrière using the refreshing phenomenon of toilet plume.

After using the toilette at Pierre's, Marie gave herself a douche de fecale seeing that Pierre had no bidet.

by SmellyJam November 28, 2021

Bringin' The Douche

A phrase of exclamation when somthing is brought to the next level in a positive way, or negative way.

1: "Yo, you got brewskies AND Svedka? You're bringin' the douche!"
2: "Man, Tim ain't even fat. Quit bringin' the douche."

by pupeguy February 10, 2024

Turbo Douche

A person who is the pentacle of douchedom.

Jim is such a turbo douche and nobody likes him.

by MarzMan February 18, 2024

Douche fuckle

A person who kisses ass to gain higher employment in the workplace

Trampus is always kissing ass at work therefore he is a douche fuckle.

by Twisted0694 March 5, 2024