Patches Dream’s Cat

Patches is the bestest cat ever. No one likes her owner but everyone thinks that Patches is fucking awesome !!!!

— Have you seen Patches Dream’s cat?
— Oh yeah!! She's the coolest cat ever!
— I know, right!

by anonymous February 14, 2022

Cat fish kisses

When a woman slams her vagina on a tow truck because it’s nice AF and shiny

Damn… I sure hope insurance will cover all the cover all the cat fish kisses my tow truck just sustained!

by Tow man 2000 February 18, 2022

uwu cat boy

you

you are an uwu cat boy

by UwUcatboy101 February 4, 2022

cat driving a bus

A term that was born on AOTS- mostly Kevin, because Kevin is a genius. Also it basically means turning frantically from side to side. . . As if scratching like a cat would when said cat sees a plastic mouse, or a real one. It also helps if you meow.

Kevin stop yelling at the intern, you're like a cat driving a bus.

by xDJ RaV GirL September 25, 2010

Cat faced cunt

A person with the facial image and personality of a cats arsehole that has been sprayed with citric acid.
Usually found to be teachers or religious lesbians with a penchant for cheap cuts of meat because they are miserable tight cunts.

Did you hear that cat faced cunt! She can go get fucked that fucking dyke.

by Clifford the meat sword August 25, 2016

cat shit breath

Morning breath which smells as if a cat took a shit in your mouth, as you slept.

Good morning, did a cat shit in your mouth last night? Your breath is "cat shit breath".

by Love a good blonde December 9, 2016

Giving the Cat a Bath

When your pussy gets really wet

When I watch porn, I'm giving the cat a bath

by skittythecute April 7, 2016