Verb - To defecate on a lady's chest then press yourself against her during coitus to create a squishy mess.
Dan - How was your date last night?
Phil - Awesome. Took her out for a nice meal, went for a dance, then got to hug a choccy cake back at mine. Needed to put the plastic sheets down first though.
Phil - Awesome. Took her out for a nice meal, went for a dance, then got to hug a choccy cake back at mine. Needed to put the plastic sheets down first though.
by Mr Wrong, Mr Vain January 18, 2013
Get the Hug A Choccy Cake mug.Is a reference to a spoilt desert dish, normally used as a gag at frat parties. The general act of cake is when one defecates into some unfortunate unsuspecting individuals gateau, laughs mischievously, replaces the top of the gateau and leaves the room.
Said victim, proceeds to scoff the pudding suspecting that gandma has forgotten the appropriate place to empty her colostomy bag.
Said victim, proceeds to scoff the pudding suspecting that gandma has forgotten the appropriate place to empty her colostomy bag.
Said victim - 'Nan, if you keep shitting in my gateau, it's going to a real...'
Nan - 'If you criticize my baking skills again I will shit into your wellington boots, I have never baked a Cake in my life!'
Said victim - 'What is a Cake?'
Nan - 'I don't know look it up on urban dictionary'
Said victim - 'They would never have the balls to put that up'
Nan - 'This is becoming a bit repetitive now, they're just doing their job'
Nan - 'If you criticize my baking skills again I will shit into your wellington boots, I have never baked a Cake in my life!'
Said victim - 'What is a Cake?'
Nan - 'I don't know look it up on urban dictionary'
Said victim - 'They would never have the balls to put that up'
Nan - 'This is becoming a bit repetitive now, they're just doing their job'
by Iron Balls Billy October 2, 2012
Get the Cake mug.Verb: to display excessive entitlement, a distinctive feature of the glamorous citizens of Edina, Minnesota.
That Edina chick was totally caking when she asked for a new Lexus for her 16th birthday.
Did you see that dude cake me? He wanted me to give him a ride down to the mall .. and I wasn't even going there.
Did you see that dude cake me? He wanted me to give him a ride down to the mall .. and I wasn't even going there.
by Curt Reply October 13, 2012
Get the Cake mug.by JessicaM. November 8, 2012
Get the cake mug."Hey, Kevin, where's my Entenmann's chocolate cake?"
"Oh, sorry, I own you one, Steve. I cake blasted Carol last night."
"Oh, sorry, I own you one, Steve. I cake blasted Carol last night."
by Jamon IX October 3, 2013
Get the cake blasted mug.A forced laugh trying to make someone who told a bad joke not feel embarrassed. The jaw-cake makes the person who is forcing a laugh appear to have a delighted jawline as if eating cake.
My boyfriend said a jaw-cake to my family at the dinner table. It was a little odd because his jokes are usually funny.
by Hello? Is that you April 13, 2012
Get the Jaw-cake mug.A frosted "space cake" (marihuana cake), covered with Molly (MDMA powder), and with liquid LSD dropped onto the cake.
I gave Mary Beth a slice of Over-The-Rainbow Cake for her birthday, and she took off all her clothes and swam through the snow for an hour!
by Tom, The Rhinoplastic Surgeon November 28, 2011
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