Get the Birthday Cakemug. To get married. Typically one of the first things newlyweds do at their wedding reception is cut a slice of cake. Rednecks force the resulting slice into each other’s pie hole.
Guy: “I love that lyric in Fire Lake where the uncle’s afraid to do coke.”
Other guy: “Dude, you think every metaphor in a rock song is about drugs or sex. Uncle Joe was afraid to get married. He didn’t want to cut the cake at a wedding you stoner.”
Other guy: “Dude, you think every metaphor in a rock song is about drugs or sex. Uncle Joe was afraid to get married. He didn’t want to cut the cake at a wedding you stoner.”
by cakehole6 April 27, 2024
Get the Cut the cakemug. by obscurity-central March 15, 2021
Get the Cake itmug. Jessica: I seen Jason at the party yesterday. I gave him my cell number.
Tory: Don't give your time. He's such a hoe cake. He sleeps around with any walking female.
Tory: Don't give your time. He's such a hoe cake. He sleeps around with any walking female.
by Mrs. Jane November 28, 2019
Get the Hoe Cakemug. by king54321 April 16, 2017
Get the beating them cakesmug. by Thebuttlover July 5, 2017
Get the bday cake picmug. 'cake' is the name of the bromance between Calum Hood and Luke Hemmings from the band 5 seconds of summer.
by MichaelCliffordsButt June 8, 2017
Get the cakemug.