cactus cake

When you’re going to have a lady friend over so you shave your booty hole (just in case) but the 5 ‘o clock shadow hits so she eats those prickly cheeks

Her: “Ouch!”
Him: “What’s wrong babe”
Her: “When was the last time you shaved your booty hole?”
Him: “Why?”
Her: “Cause your cactus cakes nearly cut my tongue”

by Ddoggydog December 6, 2020

I like cake

cake is nice

i like cake :D

by DintDino December 23, 2020

Cake ass

A cake ass person, most the the time male, is someone who doesn't appreciate their significant other.

"He never compliments me just to do it, he can't keep a job etc."
"Damn that's one of those cake ass niggas."

by mama_Houstonisbae April 29, 2018

Puerto Rican Pound Cake

A sexual act in which two lovers use sweet syrup or whipped cream as lube for anal sex. After completion, the recipient of the semen then defecates the semen into a small bowl to be spread as icing on a pastry for both of them to enjoy.

I hooked up with a tranny in San Juan in college, he gave me a Puerto Rican Pound Cake along with herpes.

by bigdiqmoves October 5, 2025

the cake is a lier

that cake said there was glados to eat

cake: there is glados down in the incenirato- i mean fun ball pit

me: ok -jumps down- ahhhhh -burns alive- the cake is a lier ahhhh
cake:mwahahaha

by 10/10 will write again April 14, 2020

Bread cake

The correct term for the baked item used to make butties

Rachel it’s a bread cake

by Cammy is right Rachel April 9, 2022

Cake

Cake is a very yummy food this is not ass it is a food again this is a yummy food.

Person 1 "yo that cake was amazing"
Person 2" you mean that ass?
Person 1 " no a slice of chocolate cake"

by Fuck ass eat cake February 24, 2021