Florida Canal Cake

When two homeless men find a Florida canal. First homeless man gets on all fours pointing his butt at the canal, the other straddles him in the same direction and poops down the first homeless man crack. The turd flows down and hits the water. The water is then used to make Walmart cake.

“Dude, if I’m going to your birthday I’m not having that Florida Canal Cake.”

“If I have to eat Florida Canal Cake, I’m going to leave the party”

by 29072201 July 8, 2018

grunge cake

A common insult; saying someone is stupid or annoying

Stop being a grunge cake

by The Talker December 3, 2015

Sunshine cake

The act where the one smears cake frosting on their own ass and jumps onto the others sleeping face.

I gave my boyfriend a sunshine cake morning.

by anonymous July 3, 2025

Pan-cakes

cake made in a pan, fluffy and yummy

Pan-cakes are fluffy and yummy and tastes amazing

by PhantomOfNyx March 25, 2022

Nutty Nutty Fruit Cake

a beautiful word that makes you go bananas

Science Teacher: Zamn!! These crab cakes are making me go NUTTY NUTTY FRUIT CAKE!!
Science class: Nutty Nutty Fruity Cakey

by girlboss696969696 February 9, 2022

small cakes roasting

Why would a microwave even have the option of roasting small cakes is something the greatest philosophers have pondered on for centuries. Truly one of the greatest mysteries of humankind.

-Yo, why the fuck does your microwave have "small cakes roasting"?
-Shut up dude, It's an expensive microwave
-LMAOOO who the fuck roasts small cakes? You got ripped off man

by namaikatidedoviqhui May 16, 2023

Cake

FL lingo. Means to be flirtatious or sexually towards one another.

“Lil shawty tryna cake”
“Bruh caked up right now”
“Caking on the phone with this baddie”

“Tryna cake”

by SmileyShotIt June 4, 2022