french butter keeper

A french butter keeper is a term defined as the rectum of quadruple dwarf amputee former can-can dancer.

Every well appointed french kitchen has a french butter keeper propped in the corner.

by Jacques DuBeur December 9, 2013

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well butter my biscuitz

its a phrase u use when you are suprised

by isla

i ate my ass
WELL BUTTER MY BISCUITZ

by isla louise December 4, 2020

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Peanut Butter Spoon

The spoon you use spoon to shovel the shit out of a girls anal cavity and into her vagina.

Johnny don’t use that spoon!!! That’s a peanut butter spoon!

Johnny: good

by Mexican Lawn Mower September 19, 2020

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Butter

A fatass
its funny when you first start using it then your fat friends get really mad

Em:"yo look at butter over there that nigga fat as shit"

Alex:"I want another hotdog"
con:"butttttttttttttterrrr!"
Alex:"Yo shut the fuck up!I thought guys are my friends,friends arent supposed to do that"Alex crys like a little bitch

by 3mm3t August 1, 2008

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Foot in the Butter

To fuck up, the art of fucking up

That girl did terrible on her math test, she really had her foot in the butter.

by Foot_in_the_butter_girl June 26, 2018

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butter my tulip

when a woman or man have freshly groomed their pubic area and left themselves a small patch or "garden of tulips" of pubic hair to be watered - or urinated on by one's partner. Squirting is also applicable in this situation.

Rebecca's boyfriend just got a Brazilian wax, and he asked Rebecca, "Baby, would you butter my tulips?" In which she replied, "Baby, I've been waiting all day for you to ask me." Rebecca buttered his tulips. Oh yeah.

by MonsieurMosaic April 24, 2016

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