Gay anal sex

where you get railed by a man in the asscheeks

dude someone just gay anal sex me.

by AJAJSHD March 5, 2024

Anal Luge

The flowing of a poop at a high speed through the large intestine to the finish line.

Bruce: I think I just an Olympic record
Lisa: What are you talking about? You just pooped.
Bruce: I know, but that poop raced down the Anal Luge so fast that it must have crossed the finish line into the toilet as a new Olympic record.

by TrumpFucked August 3, 2019

Anal Prolapse

Anal Prolapses are exactly what you'd think.
An Anal Prolapse.

I just had an anal prolapse.

by no January 30, 2024

Anal Lichties

Another way of calling someone a tight-ass. Having Anal Lichties means you act like you have a stick up your ass all the time.

Guy 1: "I was trying to hit on this girl last night, but her friend was so rude, and wouldn't let us talk alone."

Guy 2: "Sounds like the friend had a case of Anal Lichties."

by Someonesomeoneelse March 14, 2012

Anal Blunt

A type of blunt used to smoke shit coming direct out of the anal cavity, Italian Cum is usually present when an anal blunt is used.

My boy took a shit and I smoked it with an anal blunt

by secondsuiteformilitarybandinf March 2, 2022

anal disruption syndrome

when the insides of your anus tear out and find themselves someplace else, anywhere other than where they should be.

John: Aw man, I'm having trouble with this anal disruption syndrome...
Mark: Your what?!
John: *tears his fucking anus in half*

by thetrueboi June 7, 2018