Someone who is so fat and ugly that they need to resort to same sex relationships with other people that are irregularly hideous, not to be confused with an ordinary lesbian
by ellis walsh December 14, 2008

by vdeaDreamv September 28, 2021

by Fuckme harder then you November 15, 2019

An expression of extreme frustration or anger, or also known to be used by those alied with Tourettes Syndrome
by Vengefulmonk September 30, 2005

Jane: "Did you have many drinks today?"
Brandon: "Hell yeah, I am pissed fucked off my hammer tits!"
Brandon: "Hell yeah, I am pissed fucked off my hammer tits!"
by manfromengland November 10, 2010

When you find yourself in a tricky or difficult situation, especially as a result of your arrogance.
Donald Trump isn't going to be able to pay off his $300 million loan because he didn't make any money on his project. He really he got his tit caught in a ringer.
by Northeastern Smarty Pants January 27, 2021

by Sexy piece of Toast September 3, 2017
