May 3

National fuck your sister’s best friend day.

Oh it’s May 3? I should ask my sister’s friend to come over tn.

by Funnykitkat May 2, 2024

Andrew <3

my love

andrew <3 is my love

by iberis October 29, 2020

3 doigts vers le haut

Femme fidèle a un seul homme

3 doigts vers le haut Femme fidele

by Kinoooo September 15, 2022

mushroom <3

The prettiest person in the world with lovely dimples who I love the most in the whole world <333

I love you mushroom <3

by Bub♡ November 3, 2021

3 times 7

your dad yelling at you while you’re doing your math homework

dad: FOR THE LAST TIME WHAT IS 3 TIMES 7?
son: *crying profusely*

by I’mbassist November 29, 2025

the number 3

a lie

the number 3 is a lie

by antonsv December 19, 2017

3 Under 3

When a couple/family rushes to have 3 kids as soon as possible and has 3 of them under 3 at any given time. Very common in modern society by people who just want kids and don't care if they grow up with individuality. Only one of three will grow up normal with the others being jilted. It is commonplace in European nationalities.

Bebe: Daaaaayyum. She got 3 under 3 and now she's heading to the courts to get a divorce. I'm surprised they lasted this long.

Johnny: I think she did it intentionally. They were always struggling, she probably just wanted something to do..

by Martini Drysdale December 14, 2021