rule 1

listen, I'm breaking this rn just to tell you

DONT TALK ABOUT FIGHT CLUB

hey jimmy, heres the rules about fight club,rule 1 dont talk about fight club

by Lorelai_crybaby June 16, 2020

Rule 34

An internet rule stating that if it exists (on the internet) there is porn of it... or if there is a character, it gets sexualized?

Person1:I cannot believe my eyes, I just saw progressbar95 rule 34, why just why?
Person2:if it exists there is porn of it, that's why

by JustTheZeroAlreadyBruh September 28, 2022

Indian Rule

When you make an agreement, then later take it back.

Hey Ho-Chunk you can have this chunk of land, INDIAN RULE!

by Gregory Paulbert December 16, 2020

The Rule of 9

The Rule of 9 stems from the Famous comedic rule, the rule of three. stating comedy works best in threes ( i.e. the three stooges or when a joke is referred two three times. The Rule of 9 is when the rule of three is brought three times at three separate moments on the same day. The Rule of 9 cam only be referred to as an official rule of nine if

-the rule of three has already been established for the punchline

-the rule is brought up on 3 separate not forced genuinely comedic moments

the rule of 9 is a high guild of meta comedy only underneath the rule of 9 triple (or the rule of 27) which is when the rule of 9 has been brought up 3 times in one night. (this has never been accomplished

cade: bro miles is a comedy genius

lucas: yeah man i know he flawlessly pulled off the rule of 9
miles: wubba lubba dub dub

by slut4tld January 29, 2023

2:10 rule

2 feet under you, 10 toes down. To keep ones energy grounded and their spirit devoted.

“When I feel down I remember the 2:10 rule to lift my chin.”

by pinkjellybean October 3, 2022

First Rule of Peacocking

The first rule of peacocking is : don't tell the audience what it already knows.

This 'rule' refers to a maxim in social science literature that a person/thing trying to show status should not be repetitive / redundant and give the audience what they already know would happen.

John just violated the First Rule of Peacocking when giving his acceptance speech! he acted like no one knew why they were all there when he told them again about his achievements.

by Human Peacocking June 11, 2023

Rule 41

Not really a rule,but mostly anything said on the internet will be turned sexual

Guy 1:This thing can hold anything

Guy 2:You mean....everything??

Guy 1:Yes..everything

Guy 2:🥺🤩🤩

Guy 1:I will never escape rule 41 😪😪😪

by Syleha October 5, 2022