Urban Dictionary

The coolest things on the universe. Who would have thought of such a good thing to be published?

Time Traveller: Yo what year is it?
Person A: 2199
Time Traveller from 2019: You know Urban Dictionary?
Person B: U mean the best dictionary on the universe that even the teachers in our high school uses?
Time Traveller be like: SAY SIKE RIGHT NOW!

by Yomatewhatuthinking(MN1o2kool) August 8, 2019

Urban dictionary

Wow, you must be really bored if you searched for this.

Urban dictionary, the place where everything is related to either drugs or sex.

by senuvecis September 29, 2021

urban dictionary

THE STUPID WEBSITE THAT MAY AS WELL BE TELLING YOU 2 ^!#! OFF.

Urban Dictionary is a stupid site.

by NoCaller May 3, 2018

Urban dictionary

A site where many teens and or young adult go to learn something or share something. There’s a lot of weird shit on here.

Person 1: what is a head pusher?
Person 2: I don’t know man check Urban dictionary

by Hellfishbish October 27, 2019

Urban Dictionary

A website devoted to defining words you never wanted to know about. Definitions range from basics to extremes you'll wish you never saw.

Guy 1: what's a cleaveland steamer .
Guy 2: Idk look on urban dictionary.

by Dank_swooce March 5, 2017

Urban Dictionary

Perhaps the best explanation as to who and what is on the internet. There are dumb mother fuckers who couldn't tell you what 7 plus 5 was without ten fingers and their feet in sight. There are dull people (Usually adults) who take everything too seriously and don't have any humour (In this context by copy paste-ing dictionary definitions onto words).There are the douches who think the entirety of the sight is for bragging and saying how often the have sex. There are the teens type 1:Repressed and angsty and teens type 2: OMG I CAN'T EVEN JUSTIN BEIBER MY QUEEN TYLER OAKLEY DANISNOTONFIRE AMAZINGPHIL DIL HOWLTER OMGOMGOGMOGMOMGOMGOMGK I CANNOT !!!!!1 , with the latter usually found in tumblr.There's the thug, who talks about weed and weed and weed and ....well, he never really seems to stop talking about weed. Then there's the 1%, the people who make funny definitions and aren't dicks and OMG I CAN'T EVEN JUSTIN BEIBER MY QUEEN TYLER OAKLEY DANISNOTONFIRE AMAZINGPHIL DIL HOWLTER OMGOMGOGMOGMOMGOMGOMGK!!!!!!1

But in the end, none of this matters, as 99% of it is inevitably porn and sexual terms involving shit.

A LOT of shit.

Guy 1:What does poontang mean?

Guy 2: Fuckin' Urban Dictionary that shit.

by thegovermentislizards69 March 18, 2015

urban dictionary

a shitty site where you get more s*xual content than actual definitions.

Person: (looks up anything on urban dictionary )
Person: Holy shit. This is gross, unacceptable, inappropriate, and profane. oh no

by 147852369/*-+.0 August 26, 2025