When a woman inadvertently gives birth directly into a seldom-emptied, diarrhea-splattered porta potty.
Joaquin is messed up in the head. Probably has to do with the fact that he received a Traditional Mexican Baptism when he was born.
by MinMax123 July 12, 2022
Saliva used as a sex lubricant.
Spitting in one’s hand and rubbing the saliva onto a body part just before insertion.
Spitting in one’s hand and rubbing the saliva onto a body part just before insertion.
“I spread her legs, used some Mexican Lube, and slid it right in.”
“What’s Mexican Lube?”
“Spit! I spit in my hand and lubed it up.”
“What’s Mexican Lube?”
“Spit! I spit in my hand and lubed it up.”
by CoachMatt May 24, 2022
by Jess42RN April 13, 2022
Balancing a shot glass on the tip of a penis while pouring a shot and then ramming it in some dudes ass
Poor charlie recieved a mexican flamingo durring a night out with the boys....he was never the same after that
by Noasssass88 July 21, 2022
Those mexican eagles will eat anything rotten off the ground and then turn around and throw up on your ass.
by Daddy's Bitch May 05, 2018
by geusbshsown January 18, 2023
When you pay a bunch of trumpet-wielding musicians to serenade your girlfriend but she goes home with them when it's over.
Pete: "Dude, my girlfriend went home with this trumpet player after I paid him to serenade her on the street!"
Brad: "Bummer dude, classic Mexican Reversal."
Brad: "Bummer dude, classic Mexican Reversal."
by SamTheBrave July 06, 2019