Mexican eagle

Vultures

Those mexican eagles will eat anything rotten off the ground and then turn around and throw up on your ass.

by Daddy's Bitch June 2, 2018

Mexican

The weakest race/species of humans that have ever existed and that will ever exist. They're pussy as hell. They're too scared to leave their house during the day so they made up a pretend cartel incase someone manages to get over the border and kill them. They arent even connected. They arent even connected enough for a greencard otherwise they prefer to eat out of toilets too. Every mexican/hispanic spic is a porn star and a pussy and weak as hell. They have a bad reputation because all the adults(spics) in their Country run around naked in public and touch each others "thingys" and the stupid mexican children (spics) look up to it for some reason.

If they did actually have a cartel it would be nothing but a bunch of dudes jacking each other off in front of their mothers.

person1: Mexican!

person2: STOP FUCKING BRINGING UP PORNHUB!

by I'll make ur kids cry for my D December 6, 2021

Mexican tackle topher

When a Mexican walks into a tackle shop to exchange items for some blood worms

Clerk : hey how can I help you today

Mexican : hey meeeeester if you give my some blood worms I’ll let you fuck my seeeeester
Clerk: I like me some Mexican tackle tophers

by Yesmamsir July 28, 2022

Mexican terminator

Some Mexican guy who wanted to be the terminator and is named Juan Sanchez

I called my friend the Mexican terminator after he terminated them tacos

by Beans2954 February 14, 2023

mexican buttworms

Moderate to severe diarrhea induced by the worms received by brushing your teeth with Mexican tap water.

Alexis came down with a case of the Mexican buttworms after a vacation to Mexico

by CharlieRomeo December 8, 2021

Mexican Popsicle

A Mexican popsicle where your sexual partner indulges unhealthy amounts of Taco Bell and as you two are going anal behind a Denny’s, their bowels explode wet and hot diarrhea onto your penis while still inside of them. Your partner then has to perform oral sex on your penis

“Yeah bro, she’s kinda freaky. She even suggested we do the Mexican popsicle in bed last night!”

by Seven71hatesme November 24, 2021

Mexican Duel

When true full blooded Mexicans fight to the death both armed with machetes and rape the opponents dead buddy and his family.

Hombre Uno: I challenge you to a Mexican Duel!

Hombre Dos: Si Pendejo

by Hello(xx)? May 13, 2022