shit flute

after a man pulls his penis out of a womans ass and then she performs oral sex on him.

after i puuled my dick out of her mouth she sucked my shit flute.

by scott crowley December 18, 2005

slater shit

taking a shit on the toilet backwards called slater shit b/c A.C. Slater always sat in his chair backwards on saved by the bell

"Dude i just took a slater shit"

by CrisR May 26, 2007

bong shits

The feeling/anticipation of hooting a lovely pipe. This results in an uncontrolable urge for a dump. So called ''bong shits''

''yum a lovely cap''
''allow i need the bong shits''
*puts down bong*
''looooooooong''

by Bradley_M March 3, 2008

tree shit

The act of climbing up in a tree and taking a shit out of it.

I took a sweet tree shit last night in Central Park.

by Frizballz January 3, 2008

soft shit

A person that claims to be tough or hard, but is actually a little bitch.

Ivan thought he could push me around, but he's actually soft shit.

by Nate of Fate February 25, 2009

Group Shit

When a group of people shit in the same toilet, and no one flushes, leaving a "present" for the victim

All 3 roomates took a group shit in Maaz's bathroom causing Reyaad to throw up when he saw it

by IshyB November 4, 2008

shitting olympics

the shitting olympics is an event where great shitters from around the globe enter there shitting exploits via email in hope of winning gold medals in events such as "the bowl splatter""shitting baseball"(where the aim is to spray out of the playfield" "diving"(the aim is to make as little splash as possible)

"silence comes across the crowd as young nightingale from australia goes in for the bowl spray gold medal....look at his backward and forward rocking motion ladies and gentlemen...he rocks back then forward then back then forward on his final approach...he gets lift off he sprays!!!!ITS HIT THE BACK WALL!!!!!HE HAS SHATTERED THE RECORD!!!!!!!ITS PANDOMONIUM HERE LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!!!!!another shitting olympics magic moment bought to you by sorbent and nescafe old gold coffee

by john coffee god save the queen October 18, 2008