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Smear Baby

When a man ejaculates on a womans chest and she smears the sperm down to her vagina, therefore getting her pregnant and producing a smear baby.
"I was an accident." "Yeah, you must of been a smear baby."
by mwood35 September 10, 2009
mugGet the Smear Babymug.

baby cannon

baby cannon: A hot girl with wide hips who is also at least a D cup, has a wonderful ass, has a pretty face, and is above average height.
Guy 1: Yo did you see Beyonce at the VMA'S?
Guy2: Yeah she is so hot and the best baby cannon out there.
by Dreamer58 June 9, 2011
mugGet the baby cannonmug.

baby human

would you date me baby human if you knew i was good
by Krkič December 7, 2019
mugGet the baby humanmug.

baby veal

The word used to describe the age of a younger woman more so than a man. Most commonly used for a under age girl by a older guy.
As Steve and Eric were at the bar doing shots they noticed that the bar was packed with hot tender baby Veal that was ripe for the picking.
by Mr. Molester June 16, 2008
mugGet the baby vealmug.

ankle baby

A baseball sized swelling of the ankle after an injury. It looks like you are growing an “Ankle Baby."
I injured my ankle. And now I am nursing my ankle baby.
by Ankle Baby Daddy November 14, 2013
mugGet the ankle babymug.

Cherry Baby

When a vagina-having virgin gets pregnant the first time they have sex
"Yo, is McKenna pregnant? Didn't she lose her virginity like a month ago?"
"Must have been a cherry baby."
by It'sMeE January 18, 2019
mugGet the Cherry Babymug.

Mudd Baby

A person obtaining the characteristics of over-sized ears, accompanied by wide eyes and a mischevious grin, who claims to be a jock and a chick magnet.
"Bruh you gets no hoes.Look at you,your a mudd baby."
by Z-Ehl November 2, 2009
mugGet the Mudd Babymug.

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