Another way of calling someone a tight-ass. Having Anal Lichties means you act like you have a stick up your ass all the time.
Guy 1: "I was trying to hit on this girl last night, but her friend was so rude, and wouldn't let us talk alone."
Guy 2: "Sounds like the friend had a case of Anal Lichties."
Guy 2: "Sounds like the friend had a case of Anal Lichties."
by Someonesomeoneelse March 14, 2012

When your licking asshole and it starts to open up from excitement. You can then sick your tongue into her anal throat.
by Twice over August 7, 2017

by AJAJSHD March 5, 2024

A type of blunt used to smoke shit coming direct out of the anal cavity, Italian Cum is usually present when an anal blunt is used.
by secondsuiteformilitarybandinf March 2, 2022

when the insides of your anus tear out and find themselves someplace else, anywhere other than where they should be.
John: Aw man, I'm having trouble with this anal disruption syndrome...
Mark: Your what?!
John: *tears his fucking anus in half*
Mark: Your what?!
John: *tears his fucking anus in half*
by thetrueboi June 7, 2018
