Two faced

It’s when your so called friends talk about you behind your back but act like they love you in front of your face.

Person 1: *notices Person 3 being talked about by their friends*

Person 2: “here comes Person 3”

Person 1: notices how Person 3’s friends act kind and different

Person 2: Person 3’s friends are so Two faced.

by Speakingnothingbutfacts14 March 11, 2021

Leora Two-screens

A hairy woman in the twilight of her twenties, smells faintly of feces and is in the posession of two screens and perhaps a penis.

Hey Leora Two-screens :-)

by Yumyumz69 March 16, 2020

two person broth challenge

when you complete the broth challenge, and then put it in a women's vagina, and then drink the soup out of it.

I completed the two person broth challenge with my girlfriend and it was great

by Orailas March 29, 2025

Two-headed turkey

When a spectator of two people performing fellatio on a double ended dildo, or one of the involved parties themselves, grabs the middle of the dildo and slams it back and forth, forcing the participants to both to make turkey gobbling sounds.

Last night they were going so hard with that double-ended dildo that they were gobblin' like a two-headed turkey.

by EssPea October 2, 2023

I Regenerated My Big Toe Withiu Two Weeks

I Regenerated My Big Toe Withiu Two Weeks

I Regenerated My Big Toe Withiu Two Weeks

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 20, 2025

Two mercuries

An event representing Harry Potter’s glasses, and/or appearing only on the last day of July.

“I see two mercuries shining at us”

by Alo-posmi November 20, 2023

two-block

To fuck

Hey, were did Ted and Emma go?
He's two-blocking her in the supply room.

by bobbydellwood June 7, 2018