Carson Eli Bear

I love his mom.
He is a mafia gang leader.

Carson Eli Bear can i have your mom

by Ranesh possibly (it’s not) April 11, 2022

Boris the bear

A little bear that is in a book of a fellow classmate. if you find a book with Boris the bear I suggest you rip it up instantly or else a classmate will find it and annoy you. ( I have personal experience )

Boris the bear is a little piece of SHIT!

by your friendly chicken nugget December 18, 2018

Roo Bear

A cute little female bear that loves to eat honey, salmon and apples. She is very cute and cuddly and known to bite you or paw you in an endearing manner. Roo Bears are definitely keepers.

Sorry I can't drink tonight fellas. I have to go home and let my Roo Bear bite my arm.

by Boo bear don't like zookeepers June 10, 2020

Teddy Bear

Type of gay (or mlm) man who is chubby, but small and almost hairless. Cuddly like a teddy bear, not as big or hairy as a standard 'Bear'.

My boyfriend is the cutest Teddy Bear you'll ever see! He's very huggable.

by Mr Creemy August 23, 2021

Green Bay bear hug

Hugging someone tightly, while holding an entire loaf of good cheddar cheese in one hand and a regulation football in the other, preferably while overlapping wrists or forearms behind the back of the receiver.

It was so good to see him that I ran right over and gave him a long, warm, Green Bay bear hug, then let him take a big bite off my loaf before falling back and passing him the ball, in a perfect, short spiral.

by GungaDan August 26, 2022

Mattress Bearing Bitch

A girl that has a lot of sex. Hooker. Lady of the night. Slut.

Guy 1: Wow look at that girl, she looks so hot in that short skirt with the fuck-me pumps on. I want to go get her number.
Guy 2: Stay away man, can't you tell she's a "Mattress Bearing Bitch"! If you get jiggy wit it she gonna give you the gift that keeps on givin. Your crank is will end up looking like a piece of coral and fall off.

by Ron Damint July 13, 2017

bear pinches

When someone with small tits refuses the title "mosquito bites" they use bear pinches. Which is unreasonable.

Sally says she has bear pinches.

by nickymacG November 13, 2016