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Slap dick younboul
by Kev (philly boul) October 26, 2020
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Getting slapped by the fish but doing none of the Fishing

When you are actively getting screwed over by something you're in charge of yet being micromanaged to the point you're not in charge anymore.
"Man I'm getting slapped by the fish but doing none of the fishing with this event plan my boss keeps telling me he'll handle things I'm in charge of!"

"Have you tried looking for a job that will treat you like the position you're in?"
by STARKILLERMKIII March 27, 2025
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Pope-slapped

To have your energetic or determined plans or ambitions, emphatically shut down by another.
He was hoping to kiss his Tinder date after taking her to dinner, but was "Pope-slapped" instead
by SirAlfius January 22, 2020
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national slap ur bff day

On January 25 all the way to November 1st is slap ur bff day! :) Only short pepole can do it not tall pepole! :))))))

Short bff: hey gusse what! It's national slap ur bff day!

Tall bff: wha-

Short bff: slaps* hehe "
*Evil laughs* ha get that 6 foot giant.
So from January 25 all the way to November 1st is u go up to ur tall bff or freind and slap them as hard as u want just don't go to jail lamo
National slap ur bff day!
by Hehe_savage_person January 25, 2021
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Cock Slap

When giving fellatio, the one who’s genitalia is being pleasured, pulls their penis out of the persons mouth and hits them across the face. This is done to add affect to climax, be degrading during sexual punishment.
I cock slapped her because she deserved it.
by Thedoggo October 8, 2018
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Gooch Slapped

Dammit! I just got gooch slapped by Wal-Mart.
by Macky T May 20, 2008
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Goon Slap

When a nigga slap yo face as he cum while cumming so hard that it covers you so completely that it can turn a nigg into stay puff marshmallow man. Frequently done to a nigga named jay when he goes to bed too early.
Jay wake up (vigorous goon slap noises)
by Goon slap March 21, 2024
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