When nature calls in the morning, but it's not you, it's you neighbour...
Having a grand time with his girl, humping away, whilst you're trying get some extra time to sleep.
Having a grand time with his girl, humping away, whilst you're trying get some extra time to sleep.
Once upon a time, you tried to have a quiet lazy Sunday morning...
Some random moans start to emerge, but assumed it's just the wind...
Then all of the sudden, some screams came one after the other, for a good minute or two...
Did it sound human? Am I still dreaming?
Nope, it's the bloody floorboards and walls not being thick enough!
Hence the "Morning Glory Rooster(s)"...
The end.
Some random moans start to emerge, but assumed it's just the wind...
Then all of the sudden, some screams came one after the other, for a good minute or two...
Did it sound human? Am I still dreaming?
Nope, it's the bloody floorboards and walls not being thick enough!
Hence the "Morning Glory Rooster(s)"...
The end.
by stereoGeeza March 05, 2014
A Xylonian is another word for someone of Hispanic decent. Specifically, an anime obsessed, gay, basic, short, and curly haired son of a bitch.
by liz 🥺 November 14, 2023
by Avonnned March 10, 2022
He doesn’t go for the typical T&A, tits and ass, he goes for a nice stomach and ass.
“Dude, you need to check out that movie. Amazing S&A on those chicks, bro. You’ll add them to your spank bank.”
“Dude, you need to check out that movie. Amazing S&A on those chicks, bro. You’ll add them to your spank bank.”
by Bb2989 September 25, 2018
Your such an Ollie S
by LordoftheRetards December 13, 2023
The name of a girl who cares a lot about the people she loves. She is considered perfect by everyone around her. She has gone through a lot of hardships but has always come back stronger. She has also saved people lives and she doesn't even know it.
Person A: Is Ria S gonna be there?
Person B: Yeah she is
Person A: OMG, she literally lights up the room.
Person B: fr
Person B: Yeah she is
Person A: OMG, she literally lights up the room.
Person B: fr
by stormcaston January 02, 2024