Originating from Tumblr user “Bidoof” (a Pokémon), Bidoof’s law says that there will never be anything more joyous than reading a bad or offensive opinion online, checking the user’s profile, and finding out they are “openly and shamelessly addicted to hentai”.
“Will there be anything more timelessly funnier on Tumblr than seeing some joyless idiot asserting their stupid controversial worldviews internet toughguy style and then checking their blog and they’re just, completely openly and shamelessly addicted to hentai.” - Bidoof
“Bidoof’s Law strikes again.”
“Bidoof’s Law strikes again.”
by plasticmild September 17, 2019
Get the Bidoof’s Law mug.In the PC game, Counter-Strike: Global Offensive, when one player has low health, a high health player, usually with an AWP(sniper rifle), switch weapons with each other, to give the low health player a 1-shot, 1-kill opportunity. Usually carried out when the team with the hurt player has a 1 or more man advantage, allowing the higher-health player to take battles.
Can be referred to as Bogdan, Bogdan's Law, Bogdan's.
Can be referred to as Bogdan, Bogdan's Law, Bogdan's.
Mike: "I'm 1hp, Bogdan me"
John: *Drops AWP, picks up AK-47*
or
Mike: "I'm hurt. Bogdan's Law?"
John: "sure." *Drops AWP, picks up Mike's weapon*
John: *Drops AWP, picks up AK-47*
or
Mike: "I'm hurt. Bogdan's Law?"
John: "sure." *Drops AWP, picks up Mike's weapon*
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Get the Sherlock is a girl's name mug.Friend 1: Dude, I asked this girl for her number. Instead she gave me Satan's Moneyshot!
Friend 2: Holy crap man! She must have thought you were a rapist.
Friend 2: Holy crap man! She must have thought you were a rapist.
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Poor Carol - at the pub after work on Friday, her always luscious boobs were, as usual, the center of attention and much commented upon (privately), even through her blouse and pantsuit. And now here it is the following Monday afternoon: she's had to skip lunch because of an emergency meeting, she's missed an important deadline, a fight or two with a client and alas, her normally shapely knockers seem so much the less today - slightly frumpy, a tad saggy and OMG ! have they SHRUNK ? She's evidently in the midst of a bad boob(s) day.
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Get the Obama's Last Name mug.The phrase hedgehog's dilemma refers to the notion that:
(1) The closer two beings come to one another in a relationship, the more likely it might be for them to inflict psychological pain on each other
(2) Yet if they remain apart, they each might feel the roughly-equivalent (psychological) pain of loneliness.
This notion comes from the conjecture that hedgehogs, with sharp spines on their backs, might hurt each other if they get too close. It is a character trait believed to be possessed by some individuals, in real life as well as in works of fiction, sometimes causing anti-social behaviours, often allegedly caused by an unpleasant past experience of intimate relationships. A person who suffers from the hedgehog's dilemma will usually avoid becoming too close or involved with someone, due to fear of another similar, possibly painful, experience, such as they had experienced in the past.
(1) The closer two beings come to one another in a relationship, the more likely it might be for them to inflict psychological pain on each other
(2) Yet if they remain apart, they each might feel the roughly-equivalent (psychological) pain of loneliness.
This notion comes from the conjecture that hedgehogs, with sharp spines on their backs, might hurt each other if they get too close. It is a character trait believed to be possessed by some individuals, in real life as well as in works of fiction, sometimes causing anti-social behaviours, often allegedly caused by an unpleasant past experience of intimate relationships. A person who suffers from the hedgehog's dilemma will usually avoid becoming too close or involved with someone, due to fear of another similar, possibly painful, experience, such as they had experienced in the past.
Porcupines are a better example of the hedgehog's dilemma due to their commonly known dangerously sharp spines. As you can imagine, getting too close to them will provoke them and might force a few spines in you in self defense.
by amachi February 16, 2008
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