This term is used for when you are in public restroom and you are trying to go #2 and another person enters the stall next to you. You wait for that person to leave so they cannot hear your poop noises. If that person has to poop as well you may be caught in a poop stand-off.
Christine:"Where have you been? You've been gone for more than 30 minutes?"
Laura: "I got caught in a Poop stand-off with Jen from Sales, she just wouldn't leave!"
Laura: "I got caught in a Poop stand-off with Jen from Sales, she just wouldn't leave!"
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Get the off your trolley mug.when more than one car approaches an intersection at the same time. All the cars stop and wait, each insisting that the other goes first.
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Get the minnesota stand off mug.Rhyming slang for 'poof' (as in homosexual)
"Psst! I hear Jason the rugby captain has a boyfriend. I'd never have guessed he was a slate off the roof!"
"Am I heck as like wearing that flowery- concoction- thinly disguised- as -aftershave on my night out with the boys. Do you want them to think I'm a slate off the roof??"
"Am I heck as like wearing that flowery- concoction- thinly disguised- as -aftershave on my night out with the boys. Do you want them to think I'm a slate off the roof??"
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Get the slate off the roof mug.Not quite the same as the playoff beard. The lay off beard is when you stop shaving every day because you got laid off, and there's really no point anymore, is there?
Guy 1: "Dude, did you forget to shave... for like a week?"
Guy 2: "Oh, it's my lay off beard. Go fuck your sister."
Guy 2: "Oh, it's my lay off beard. Go fuck your sister."
by Bri0n October 29, 2010
Get the lay off beard mug.On Karl Bartos' song, "Overdrive", you can clearly hear him say, "Pissed-off life" yet it's supposed to be, "Kiss of life".
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