Mexican Seaworld

When a bunch of guys all either eat Mexican foods/ tequila, then proceed to urinate into a pool and the water becomes yellow, warm, and spicy.

Guy 1: "Why is the pool so yellow?"

Guy 2: "It's not a pool, it's a Mexican Seaworld."

by HelloPity January 22, 2024

mexican zipper

In a rodeo fight, when you are wearing a pair of Spurs and you run your Spurs against your opponents face causing serious cuts and bleeding.

Shit dude Bobby just gave that bull rider a Mexican zipper!

by The Voodoo Hermit December 22, 2015

Mexican Equestrian

When a girl smacks you with her chancla while on top of a guy in the reverse cowgirl position.

"YOOOOOOOO Jesus, I was fuckin your mom last night and we did it and she pulled a Mexican Equestrian on my ass, shit was wild hombre."

by Yeeetothehawwww April 15, 2021

mexican rumbo

Shit in her mouth and tie a lasso to her ear and proceed to fuck her in the other ear

“I just Mexican rumbo’d her”

by Toxoxile December 8, 2017

Broke mexican

Some one that just crossed the border and is a wet back and needs to dry of his back before border patrol gets him and has no money

Broke Mexican

by 21savege May 21, 2018

Mexican basket ride

When your partner spins a rod between a rope hanging from the ceiling, grabs right, and spins as fast as she can on your penis.

Did you hear what happened to James?
No? What happened?
His tinder date twisted his dick off.
Mexican basket ride?

Mexican basket ride?

by Slappyhandle December 13, 2024

Mexican tug of war

When a person takes a firm poop into another persons butt and then two people simultaneously use the hard poop as a double sided dildo in a contest of bumper butts pushing and pulling using their ass muscles to see who has the strongest butthole whoever maintains best grip and pulls the turd out of the other participants butt wins.

The two lovers in a unifying action completley disregarding cleanliness or morals played a game of mexican tug of war.

by Theuberdude May 19, 2024