To coat your body in a thick layer of feces (potentially multiple layers for a healthy coverage) and stand on the ledge of a tall building, allowing the sky-high breeze to softly harden the exterior over time.
Person 1: Hey, you coming to Yoga tonight?
Person 2: Not today, pal. I've discovered a new way to like, totally zen the fuck out. You wouldn't get it. Consider me as somewhat of a Chocolate Gargoyle, although, I wouldn't expect you to understand, being a simpleton and all.
Person 2: Not today, pal. I've discovered a new way to like, totally zen the fuck out. You wouldn't get it. Consider me as somewhat of a Chocolate Gargoyle, although, I wouldn't expect you to understand, being a simpleton and all.
by guerns3ygargoil69420_leprevost October 9, 2023
Get the Chocolate Gargoylemug. when a woman farts after being ejaculated in and the gas travels through her labia, creating a moist queef
“Hey man, how was sex with that girl from the Post Office?”
“It was nice, but after she farted and gave me a frosted chocolate chip cookie.”
“It was nice, but after she farted and gave me a frosted chocolate chip cookie.”
by ddlovato April 23, 2023
Get the Frosted chocolate chip cookiemug. A derogatory term often used in Scotland in reference to an individual who talks the talk but melts at the first sign of trouble.
by scottieg666 January 2, 2017
Get the chocolate gangstermug. When a man ejaculate in a asshole and the receiver takes a shit right after and the semen is surrounded in the faeces and proceeds to snack on or after
by It’s ANON January 4, 2022
Get the Chocolate Twinkiemug. Remember that time you shit your pants? Yeah, I had to Chocolate Giddyup. What? I had to get up and run to the bathroom.
by pbpyrojust January 25, 2020
Get the Chocolate Giddyupmug. by Pelvis powerranger January 8, 2018
Get the chocolate octopusmug. by pee675894320573956678954895 March 31, 2022
Get the chocolate covered bananamug.