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turdaroni and cheese

Noun.

used to describe a bowl (or plate) of macaroni and cheese that is being consumed in the presence of a huge turd.
Often, the turd will try to deny all allegations in attempt to refute turdaroni-and-cheese claims, but you'll know.
Mickey: "I'm sooo hungry!"

Cindy: "Didn't you just have mac and cheese for lunch?"

Mickey: "Yeah but I was with Dylan, so it turned out to be just another disappointing bowl of turdaroni and cheese."
by penguinpleazer69 January 8, 2012
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You took the cheese

This refers to a philosophy or a product that 'sucked' you into blind worship of it or the principle of it. Not necessarily evil or manipulative, but nonetheless 'over captivating' to the point of losing objectivity and common sense.
"You took the cheese" when you bought that iPad. This is a good example: Apple (Computer) products continue to profit on a terrible worker and human rights record in China. The products are ridiculously expensive and over-licensed and restrictive. Another example is the EULA which is the most menacing on creative authoring.
by Tomminator February 20, 2012
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Grating the Cheese

An act of male masturbation involving grinding on a surface without the use of the hand or other device.
I walked in on my boyfriend grating the cheese last night.
by brutus_maximus October 20, 2012
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In the cheese

In a situation where there is no easy out; usually used in a sexual sense
"Are you ok? Or are you in the cheese?"

"He was in the cheese when he was forced to give up either cheese or blowjobs for the rest of his life."
by Dr. Cheddar March 6, 2013
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Punch You In Your Cheese

When someone punches someone so hard they aren't quite sure where they got hit, but it was somewhere extremely painful.
Christian is gonna to Punch You In Your Cheese you gonna see stars!
by Rnattchapman January 18, 2014
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titty's n cheese

Seeing a girl with an average or less than average face, but amazing titties. Nothin special, like macaroni. But when you add cheese.......DAMN! "Whoooo Hoooo, I'd like to get me some titty's n cheese!
by Jdogg69 April 11, 2014
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Sac and Cheese

The action of marinating one's scrotum in a bowl of macaroni and cheese, preferably Kraft, and subsequently having a partner (preferably lactose intolerant) give a blowjob.
Alex: My girl Amanda and I felt like mixing it up a little last night, so we decided to go for a great sac and cheese.
Amanda: Alex, I was there.
by zetapinu June 22, 2014
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