vaccuum butter

Butter that has absorbed all of its surrounding condoments on the piece of toast

"Hey man.... Can you passe some of that good a** jelly infused vaccuum butter."

by It's ja boi May 30, 2017

butter nubbins

When you fuck a bitch and pull out your dick and rub it on her clit then stick it back in and commence the bang sesh

I was bangin this hoe last night and half way through I gave her the Butter Nubbins

by BeerGolf906 May 3, 2018

Squirrel Butter

The strings of goo that form between sex organs as they come apart. Like the splitting of slices of hot pizza, think strings of cheese. Typically found on gay men whose nut sacks have fused and are pulled apart.

"Ah Frederick, did you see the squirrel butter on our testicles the other night? The strands were very long."

by TreeFolk June 11, 2018

butter your nutella

cumming in the asshole

"Hey girl, I'll butter your nutella back at my place!"

by Hotgirl0173 July 3, 2025

Arm butter

Butter applied to the arms for the purpose of making your arms (typically very muscular and venous) shine, shine, shine.

That arm butter really accentuates your sweet ripped biceps.

by g-Reg Rodgers February 16, 2018

Brown Butter Baptism

When due either to sheer size or the unfortunate effects of age related gravitational force, a man's privates take a "dip in the pool" during the course of a seated session on the toilet. The Brown Butter Baptism can occur during the act of dropping the steamer, or as a result of the swirling effects of a courtesy flush. The BBB is particularly undesirable when loose bowels are a factor, such as in colonoscopy prep.

Wow, that brown butter baptism really burns. I should never have eaten that burrito.

Somebody needs to invent a crapper nut sling so I don't take a brown butter baptism every time I go #2!

by 13.9 March 21, 2022

Peanut butter butt

When you pass out from a pot attack, the only thing your crazy aunt can think to do to help you is fill a syringe with peanut butter and squirt it up your butt.

When sherri woke up from her pot attack, she thought she may have shit her pants. Then she realized she was a victim of peanut butter butt.

by messy bun2 November 3, 2022