When an individual tells dramatically over the top and blatantly false lies, particularly where they are the hero or righteous protagonist, in an attempt to impress strangers.
Usage:
Person A: Man, did Joe tell you about the robbery he stopped at the liquor store last night?
Person B: oh pal, he's just flagging bears. You can't believe a word that guys says.
Person A: Man, did Joe tell you about the robbery he stopped at the liquor store last night?
Person B: oh pal, he's just flagging bears. You can't believe a word that guys says.
by mango🥭 jesus December 10, 2024
Get the Flagging bearsmug. by JimmyTheMarble September 15, 2021
Get the Bob the Bearmug. A Male Youtuber know as "Ralphy" Who creates mostly standard short blogs about his life. He also has a love atory series in the works. Ralphy used to be a apart of the "Beast Crew" know as Bear Beast but after the "Beast Crew" split up Ralphy took on a new persona, that being Ralphy the Bear Beast and he has a pretty sizable fanbase and even a Discord server !
by Ralphy Fan 23 October 20, 2019
Get the Ralphy the Bear Beastmug. That ONE fucking guy you're camping with that decides to spark a reefer while everybody's sleeping, gets the nuclear munchies, and barges into the tents at 2:37 AM searching for snacks like a stoned bear.
(tent starts rustling)
John: (wakes up) oh fuck guys i think there might be a bear outside
Jack: (wakes up) wait what
Valentyn - there's bear outside? ooh no no no
(Tent unzips)
Dax: (falls into the tent)
Dax: y'all know where we put the reeses cups at
Jack: Dax its 2:37 AM, why're you barging into the tents like a stoned bear
Valentyn: чертовски!
John: (wakes up) oh fuck guys i think there might be a bear outside
Jack: (wakes up) wait what
Valentyn - there's bear outside? ooh no no no
(Tent unzips)
Dax: (falls into the tent)
Dax: y'all know where we put the reeses cups at
Jack: Dax its 2:37 AM, why're you barging into the tents like a stoned bear
Valentyn: чертовски!
by TurksAgainstVapes October 7, 2024
Get the Stoned Bearmug. by The queen of England April 16, 2021
Get the Choochy Bearmug. by Ohyehacuuuu April 15, 2020
Get the Bearmug. (verb) as a man, to be dressed in only a t-shirt, thus exposing the male genitalia and buttocks, for a period of time beyond what is acceptable or necessary.
(while getting dressed) Man: “did you see my boxers and jeans? They were laying right by this t-shirt last night.”
Spouse: “Yes, I put them in with the rest of the laundry. They are hanging in the washroom. Would you like me to grab them for you?”
Man: “No, I’ll just pooh bear down there and get them myself.”
Spouse: “That is extremely unnecessary—please let me get them for you.”
Spouse: “Yes, I put them in with the rest of the laundry. They are hanging in the washroom. Would you like me to grab them for you?”
Man: “No, I’ll just pooh bear down there and get them myself.”
Spouse: “That is extremely unnecessary—please let me get them for you.”
by ApiecaCheese April 21, 2024
Get the pooh bearmug.