bong monkey

1) Somebody who acts like a little monkey and goes crazy at the sight of the the bong. This person usually likes getting stoned a lot.

2)Somebody who lights the bong for a friend

1)He is a real bong monkey all he talks about is hitting the bong.

2)You wanna be the bong monkey and light this fat bowl of dank for me?

bong monkey by Darth Blazer January 4, 2008

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boner, I've got a ... a dingo couldn't bite through

Used to describe an erection so hard that, if given the chance, a dingo (Australia's native wild dog) would not be able to damage it.

Given the silliness of the statement, it's usually used to describe a non-sexual situation that a man would nonetheless enjoy very much, such as a sporting event.

When the Cats won the 2007 AFL Grand Final, for the next week I had a boner so hard a dingo couldn't have bitten through it. (boner, I've got a ... a dingo couldn't bite through - gotta use the original here)

boner, I've got a ... a dingo couldn't bite through by Choda Boy 57 May 7, 2008

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Bong Island

The largest island in the continental United States, located in New York (usually known as "Long Island").
Simply put, a place where weed is probably the most accepted and only half-way decent form of entertainment cuz' it's so goddamn boring here.
Smoke weed everyday.

Yo let's hit up Bong Island this weekend.

Bong Island by VJVVVVV December 17, 2008