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Blue-man-goop

The slut groupies at a blue man group concert are filled with Blue-man-goop at the after show party
I took a groupie home from a blue man group concert and she was full of blue-man-goop and it stained my couch!
by eore May 17, 2007
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blue sack attack

when you wack your sack against the wall of a vagina until it turns blue.
Dude why are you limping?

i gave my girlfriend one mean blue sack attack, and i still havent recovered.
by herbizzle December 29, 2007
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blue-vein meatroll

Sex organ located on the male's body used to transfer semen or man gravy to the vagina or a hoe bag's face!
Man, when that hoe saw the size of my blue-vein meatroll, I had to put beach towels on the floor to sop up her leakage!
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blue screen of death

A screen that appears on all versions of Windows when the system has an error so bad it has to shut down. The error text is displayed as DOS text on a blue background, hence the name. Versions before XP were notorious for giving this screen VERY frequently, though later versions were progressively more stable. XP and Vista users generally don't get this unless:
1. They fuck with software in ways they're really not supposed to.
2.They build their computer themselves and install vital parts wrong.
3. They use bad drivers, especially with their video cards or motherboards.
I started up Windows 95 and got the Blue Screen of Death before I even logged in!
by aewfdsewrtg February 1, 2009
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binge watching blues

when you binge watch a show and can't wait to finish it but when you does you feel like complete shit
I finally finished binge watching that show but know I have the binge watching blues.
by mogar22600 April 18, 2015
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Blue Star Ointment

An ointment for any opposite team the Dallas Cowboys play, especially when they're about to beat the Dallas Cowboys.
I love seeing that Blue Star Ointment applied on the Dallas Cowboys.
by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant November 25, 2004
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blue carpet treatment

To come into that dohja that will surely knock you off your feet upon first whack. Said to be covered with crystals, orange hairs, and usually residing in a phillie of blueberry orgin. Truly a taste treat for one and all.
One might say that they have "rolled out the blue carpet treatment" after twisting up a L with a blueberry wrap filled with the Ohhway.
by Petey Nolith April 29, 2008
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